Feelings

A young man falls from a ladder only to catch himself half way down, as he hangs there precariously by his inner thigh, he begins to ponder his life. "I never really became what I wanted to be" he thinks, "I have regrets."
After some time a neighbor walks by and sees the young man, feeling compassion for this dangeling perdicimant the nieghbor makes strides to come to the young mans aid. "Is anything wrong" the concerned neighbor says and questions the blank stares of the not so amused drifter.
"What do you think?" The young man answers.
The neighbor slowly reflects on this question and finally answers, "I think time is really short and you are wasting it." Feeling he has done his part to free the man from his bondage the neighbor turns and begins to leave.
"Wait!" the young man pleads, "aren't you going to help me?"
"But I have," says the neighbor "don't you see, you are you and I am me."
"But I am willing to change!" said the young man. "All I ask is for you to lift my legs."
"That's impossible, their stuck." the neighbor states shaking his head "You sure lack a keen grasp for the obvious. If I where you I would be sure to ponder this moment, the world has enough half wits it doesn't need any more.
With that the neighbor leaves and the young man continues to ponder.

mindless women

She passes me, crossing two lines of traffic without shoulder checking or signaling only to turn left at the next light. In the back of her nini-van is a sign that reads.

"Caution"
Baby on board.
Sang-Froid

Mindless men

It always amazes me how men moved upon so easily by things visual, have never taken the time to really look at anything.